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40+ Best Whatsapp Funny Status in English and Hindi


Hello Friends how are you? After posting Latest Whatsapp Quotes & Cute I love You Whatsapp Status, today we have made another funny collection for Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English. Love is the basic thing we need in our life and if we add fun to it then Life is wonderful... what else we need in life...

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So I've posted about Funny Status for Whatsapp to make you laugh and share the collection with your friends on Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram to add some fun into their life.... Life is really short, we should spend time on Love and Fun stuff rather on waste, depressing thoughts.

Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

Pehle Sabr ka fal mitha hota tha, lekin ab us sabr ke fal ki kahi aur Shaadi ho jaati hai...

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

Kaash mein Gol-Gappa hota, kam se kam ladkiyon ke muh me paani to aata mujhe dekhkar...

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp…. Even married women have put their status as “AVAILABLE”!!

Jara Suniye, Whatsapp mujhe istemal kar raha hai...



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All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

मुझमे कमियां निकालने से पहले अपने आप को 'perfect' बनाओ।

Hey there WhatsApp is using me.

funny hindi whatsapp status

लोग कहते है मेरा 'Dirty mind' है, पर मैं कहता हूँ के 'It's Creative'

पहले सब्र का फल मीठा होता था लेकिन अब सब्र के फल की कहीं और शादी हो जाती है

Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect..

जरा सुनिए, व्हाट्सप्प मुझे इस्तेमाल कर रहा है।



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Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

Mujhme kamiyaan nikalne se pehle apne aap ko 'Perfect' banao...

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

Log kehte hai ke mera' Dirty Mind' hai, par mein kehta hun ke 'it's creative'...

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time

Hum humare jaise logo ko 'hum' mein ginte hai, baaki sab 'vo' me aate hai...



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काश ! मैं गोलगप्पा ही होता , कम से कम लड़कियाँ के मुँह में पानी तो आता मुझे देखकर….😄😅😄😅

People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its just creative!

काश मेरी Wi-Fi का Signal भी फौलाद की तरह Strong होता।

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

मुझे नींद से उठाया तो तुम्हे दुनिया से उठा दूंगा।

Interrupt My Sleep & I’LL Interrupt Your Breathing.

हम हमारे जैसे लोगो को 'हम' में गिनते है, बाकी सब 'वो' में आते है।



funny attitude whatsapp status


बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।

Kaash meri Wi-Fi ka signal bhi faulad ki tarah strong hota...

I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice. That’s called EVIL MIND.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are..

Aajkal ki aurate kuch jayada hi sharati ho gayi hai, shaadi hone ke baad bhi Whatsapp par apna status available rakhti hai...



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Life is too Short – Chat Fast!

Mujhe neend se uthaya to tumhe duniya se utha dunga..

जुर्म बस इतना है मेरा साहिब 😞… मैं उसकी सहेली पे भी मरता हूँ 😄😅

funny whatsapp status in hindi

अगर पैसे पेड़ पर उगते तो लड़किया बंदरो को Date करती।

If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

आज कल की औरते कुछ जयादा ही शरारती हो गयी है, शादी होने के बाद भी Whatsapp पर अपना स्टेटस 'Available' रखती है।



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My heart is stolen..can I check your braa

When Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed calls…When Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.

सर्दियों का एक फायदा तो है…. गर्मी 😰 नहीं लगती 😂

Mein Lazy nahi hun, bas apni energy bacha raha hum....



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I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.

I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.

Agar paise ped pe ugte to ladkiya bandaro ko Date karti..

You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.

मैं Lazy नहीं हूँ, बस अपनी Energy बचा रहा हूँ।



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Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

You have the perfect face to become Radio Jockey.

भगवान सचमुच एक बेहतरीन Artist है, अगर शक है तो.. बस एक बार मेरी तरफ देखो।

Trust in God, But lock your car.

हम तो ऐसी लड़की पटायेंगे जो हो सबसे हटके ….. जिसे देखते ही दिल को लगे 440 volt के झटके 😂😂

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.

Shaadi... Aapko ek speical insaan ko zindagi bhar satane ka mauka deti hai...



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There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

Brain is the best worker,When you can use it…

Lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

Bhagwaan sachmuch ek bahtareen Artist hai, agar koi shak hai... to bas ek baar meri taraf dekho...

एक बात समझ मे नही आ रही इतने Prince और Queen तौ मुग्लो के राज मे भी नही थे जितने आज Facebook पर राज कर रहे है 😂😂

शादी..... आपको एक स्पेशल इंसान को ज़िन्दगी भर सताने का मौका देती है।



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