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Happy Halloween 2017 Status Quotes Wishes Greetings Pictures Images for Facebook And Whatsapp for 31st October 2017.

I hope you have a un-boo-lievably fun Halloween! Eat lots of candy and have a great time! May you only receive treats and no black cats cross your path this Halloween. Have so much fun!

Happy Halloween my little monster. I love you!

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!

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Not saying I’d rather eat a bowl of thumb tacks than a bowl of candy corn just saying it’d be a difficult choice. Happy Halloween!

‘HALLOWEEN’.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally. 😛


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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

Best thing about Halloween is… you can wear whatever you want 😉

For Halloween I’m going to write “Life” on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

You know what they say…a caramel apple a day keeps the goblins away! Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treats!

My love tonight .. I wish you were a devil to come into my hell


Happy Halloween 2017


I hope you have a great Halloween and enjoy dressing up and getting lots of candy! Have a super fun night.

Ghosts and goblins and jack-o-lanterns at night; I sure hope your Halloween is the best type of fright!

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The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she's really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn't look that much different from my actual head.

A bold wings was drunk and asks GOD Dear God I’m an angel? Right? And God will not answer my son! Tu’re A happy little bat halloween day!


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Zombies and monsters may lurk in the dark, jesters and vampires may even embark, but if you are ghoulish and ghostly wherever you’re seen, you’re sure to have such a wonderful Halloween!

Me and the pumpkin will discuss how to make people scream in fear on the streets.

Give me a moment I must disguise myself. You’re so perfect. Happy Halloween.

Best thing about Halloween is ...you can wear whatever you want ;-)

A witch come to my room tonight, she and I play with the souls of all who are in Facebook, Alamas people like you.


Greetings for Halloween 2017


Happy Halloween to you…Hope it is a “spook”tacular one! Enjoy the yummy treats!

Today when entering the Facebook, I get an email with the following message, all your contacts that are today will die, but laughing.

Lions and Tigers and Twilight characters, oh my! This year’s Halloween party is sure to be full of some great costumes…we can’t wait to see you there! Happy Halloween!

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Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. – River PhoenixDress Up Like Kanye West

May your jack-o-lantern burn bright all through the night! Happy Halloween…hope it’s the best one yet!


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Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it ‘Not Sexy Nurse’

Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal

You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink

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Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you’re ready!

Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..


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Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.

Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :P

I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat, Happy Halloween

On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house.Could I Borrow Your Face

May this be the scariest night of your life. Have a Happy Halloween!


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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

Asked my kid what her favorite part of today’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, ‘that ghost’… Now I have to move houses.

For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

A witch come to my room tonight, she and I play with the souls of all who are in Facebook, Alamas people like you.


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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. – Eric HofferActing Is Like A Halloween

I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, tell him you will find many in the cemetery.

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'HALLOWEEN'.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally. :P

Let’s carve out pumpkins on Halloween and enjoy the thrills of the frightful night. Have an awesome Halloween and enjoy all the tasty treat



Halloween is a LIFESTYLE not a Holiday!

Hayrides, candy, costumes, and more…I am sure you’ll have a memorable Halloween that is sure to be a blast! Don’t eat too much candy, though…you better save some for me, too!

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I don't know what's scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.

Why did the witch walk across the street? Boo-cause her broom was in the shop! Happy Halloween…have a “spook”tacular time this year!

Ballerinas and pirates will take to the streets; looking for candy and other good treats; if you don’t have these items when they come to beg; you may find your house, then, covered in egg. Happy Halloween!


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To think that everyone has to find costume for Halloween parties, you only thing you need is to wear a pair of jeans and a shirt, and if you want to give more fear, just let me know and we'll come together.

The sun has just dropped and I see souls hovering near my window, I've been laughing because today will be with us.

Just change the name of the Damn month to Halloween instead of October. Happy Halloween!

Halloween is a Magical Night of Make-Believe… Have a Happy Halloween!

Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.


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I hope you enjoy your Halloween festivities this year and carve some incredible jack-o-lanterns and create some amazing costumes…have so much fun trick or treating!
Yarrrgh! Ye be a mighty fine pirate this Halloween…be sure to scour for plenty o’ plunder and take heed to the night!

Why can't Ghosts have babies? Cuz' they have Hollow weenies!

Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.

On Hallowe'en the thing you must do Is pretend that nothing can frighten you and if somethin' scares you and you want to run. Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun.



Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy.

Beware of the demons and witches and goblins…and of the houses that don’t give full bars…have a super fun trick or treat and a great Halloween!

To think that everyone has to find costume for Halloween parties, you only thing you need is to wear a pair of jeans and a shirt, and if you want to give more fear, just let me know and we’ll come together.

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!


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Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal

A bold wings was drunk and asks GOD Dear God I'm an angel? Right? And God will not answer my son! Tu're A happy little bat halloween day!

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.

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Witches and warlocks, spirits and spectres; give us some treats or prepare for some hecklers!

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.



Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. – River PhoenixDress Up Like Kanye West

Black cats skitter and ghouls patter by, it’s time to celebrate as All Hallow’s Eve has arrived!

Thoughts of you Haunt me Day and Night! Happy Halloween!

I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.


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If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, many say they find in the cemetery.

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand.

Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party :P Happy Halloween

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!

You are going to be such an amazing princess this year! I hope you get lots of great candy and have a spectacular time! Happy Halloween! Let that tiara shine!



When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them :)

Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies!

How much fun it would be to own a lightsaber in a zombie apocalypse???

Brace Yourself! Annoying Halloween statuses are coming!

This message is for those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and frightens anyone.



If I pay $40 to enter a haunted house, I better die!

Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!

Friend call me urgent. There was an accident broom witch is a very hurt. I wonder if this well? Happy halloween.!

For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster.

You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink.


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I found out that you do at a Halloween party in honor of the witches .. we need to get a gift?

I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".

My love tonight .. I wish you were a devil to come into my hell



I wish you have a spooky time on Halloween. But don’t get too scared though.

Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.

The number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is, you can do the whole neighborhood.

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I’m not cleaning this week. I’m going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!!HALLOWEEN

Cauldrons and broomsticks take shape in the night, making your Halloween full of fun and of fright, don’t cross any witches or fall under their spell, and your Halloween night will go perfectly well!


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This message goes out to all those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and scares anyone.

I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

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Whether you dress like Garfield, Odie, or Pookie, I hope that your Halloween is spectacularly spooky! Happy Halloween.

If today you go out at night to walk, watch a spirit in the form of man to walk beside you and take you by the hand into the world of the dead.

When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them :)


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I don’t know what’s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.

I wish you have a happy Halloween filled with loads of great adventures! May the spirits and witches grant you all your wishes…!!!

Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ and soy sauce.

For Halloween I'm going to write 'Life' on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet.


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I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn’t look that much different from my actual head.

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Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

Happy Halloween my little monster. I love you!

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ‘Ugh, tourists’.


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Halloween is my favorite time of year because it’s the only time that I don’t mind hearing you say “boo” all the time…even when your boyfriend is around…Happy Halloween!

Tonight we finally leave the house quiet my love .. no problems! Living Halloween!

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it’s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.

I found out that you do at a Halloween party in honor of the witches .. we need to get a gift?


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The witches and goblins are near! What a night of frightful cheers! Spread some spooky queers! For Halloween is here

Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :PI’ll Be Your TrickI’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.Halloween

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I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I’m going as a pregnancy test.

I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet.

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.



Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I'm going as a pregnancy test.

This message goes out to all those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and scares anyone.

Wait .. I prepare for the party. Not everyone has the luck of being ready as you. Happy Halloween.

Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it 'Not Sexy Nurse'


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When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whipsers, ’tis near Halloween.

I'm not cleaning this week. I'm going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!!HALLOWEEN

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The sun has just dropped and I see souls hovering near my window, I’ve been laughing because today will be with us.

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet



I thought about dressing up as Turn Signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what that is…..

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.I'm Not Cleaning This Week

This message is for those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and frightens anyone.

Who loves Halloween more than anyone else? No, not Dracula or Frankenstein…give up? The dentist…go easy on the candy this year so you don’t have to see him again soon!

I thought about dressing up as Turn Signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what that is.....


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Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ and soy sauce.

Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you're ready!

Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

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I’m putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.

I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.



For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween .. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party

This evening is filled with such wonderful fright, the type of fear that comes with a terrible bite, and when it takes over there’s only one thing to say, “Give us some candy or clean egg off your house all day!” Just kidding…Happy Halloween!

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.


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Give me a moment I must disguise myself. You're so perfect. Happy Halloween.

I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and call it my Halloween costume.

I’m not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.

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If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!



The number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is, you can do the whole neighborhood.

Dear Government: Please make the day after Halloween a National Holiday. Sincerely, Adults with Children and/or Hangovers

I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet

Tonight I'll be your bitch! For you I'll do magic!

When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them 🙂


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Tonight I’ll be your bitch! For you I’ll do magic!

Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..

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Never Trust the Living! -Beetlejuice

I hope your Halloween is all treats and no tricks…enjoy the candy and festivities!

Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!



If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy.

The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me “for safe keeping”.

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.

The night has just arrived and all spirits come from beyond us dancing next to a bonfire


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[Name] is going to dress up like kanye west for halloween and right after the kids yell, 'trick or treat!' i'm yelling, 'christmas is better!'On Halloween Night

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like 'Ugh, tourists'.

Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween .. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

That awkward moment when you can't tell if it's a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..



Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.I’m Not Cleaning This Week

Don’t let any vampires suck the fun out of your night…have a frightfully festive Halloween!

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..

Wait .. I prepare for the party. Not everyone has the luck of being ready as you. Happy Halloween.


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Tonight we finally leave the house quiet my love .. no problems! Living Halloween!

One year dad dressed as “World’s Greatest Ninja” for Halloween and it was so good we haven’t seen him since.

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If today you go out at night to walk, watch a spirit in the form of man to walk beside you and take you by the hand into the world of the dead.

Best thing about Halloween is... you can wear whatever you want ;-)

I'm putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.



You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. – Eric HofferActing Is Like A Halloween

For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

THe night has just arrived and all spirits come from beyond us dancing next to a bonfire

Dear Girls :No Need To Do Anything For Halloween ...

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it's like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.


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Asked my kid what her favorite part of today's Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, 'that ghost'... Now I have to move houses.

How much fun it would be to own a lightsaber in a zombie apocalypse???

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Today when entering the Facebook, I get an email with the following message, all your contacts that are today will die, but laughing.

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

On Hallowe'en the thing you must do, Is pretend that nothing can frighten you And if somethin' scares you and you want to run Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun.



On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house.Could I Borrow Your Face

For Halloween I’m going to write ‘Life’ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

Me and the pumpkin will discuss how to make people scream in fear on the streets.

Happy Halloween! I hope you enjoy all the fun festivities and have a super scary costume ready. Save some candy for us!

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.


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Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, tell him you will find many in the cemetery.

I need to stop lying to myself… This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

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Just like a ghost,you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose on Halloween.Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Happy Halloween!

Friend call me urgent. There was an accident broom witch is a very hurt. I wonder if this well? Happy halloween.!

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